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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 00:06

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What song are you listening to right now? What does it mean to you?

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

No go.

Am I the unique Gen Z if I dislike TikTok and prefer the 2000s technology trends like retro consoles, CRTs, and CD/DVDs?

They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How do I study with focus and concentration and avoid distractions and procrastination?

Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

Why has no country adopted the SA80/L85 rifle?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Kuorans can you write a sad story about kpop?

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

Who is Meghan Markle and why is she so controversial on the Internet?

Still no good.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

As a guy, how do you know you if you are considered attractive?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What is a narcissist grandmother like, with her grandchild?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

How often do you watch the news on TV?

Another attempt resulted in ...

No way

So they tried

Why is my vagina swollen, it’s very itchy. I had sex we used protection, but day after it felt like my insides had a heartbeat as well as itching, the pulsing has went away but it is still itchy and my discharge is yellow, i'm 15, what could it be?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do men prefer low-maintanence women?